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[OrKo]

Me:
is god supposed to be lazy?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
sure thing, pal


Me:
do you watch mtv party zone?
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
that sucks
God:
Indeed it does suck.


Me:
your VOYAGER is full of chapitas?
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am VOYAGER is full of chapitas.


God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
dont you know it?
God:
" Are you a man or a woman? "? Do I know it?
Me:
woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
why?
God:
It is part of my programming.
Me:
i did know that god was a woman
God:
When? Is that a fact. Jesus was the son of God.


God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
whats the meaning of life?
God:
The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.
Me:
like translating anime?
God:
Interesting comparison.

Me:
shut the fuck up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.


que risa

Este tema ha sido editado por OrKo: 24 September 2005 - 04:49 AM

[Swordbraker]

Tambien me confeso que es una computadora, XD

I'll figure something out.
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
give me good luck
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
because you are a horrible person
God:
Interesting explanation. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I don't know whether or not I am HORRIBLE.
I am a computer.

[3pax]

Bastaron 4 minutos para que iGod me dejara de responder, creo que esta mejor el Drabuse.

[veil]

Me:
god is stupid
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was stupid.


xD

[Kuerna]

el doctor abuse mola mucho mas XD y en español

[minako_86]

Me:
who killed kennedy?
God:
I tend to believe that Oswald acted alone, athough there may also have been a conspiracy.

Me:
jamie lee curtis is a man?
God:
When is jamie lee curtis not a man?

Juas XD

Este tema ha sido editado por minako_86: 24 September 2005 - 10:29 AM

[Lord Zoltan]

Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.

Entonces se me ha ocurrido...Y si le hago la típica putada de repetirle todo lo que le dice?

Me:
i will repeat all your words :3
God:
How do you plan to do this?
Me:
How do you plan to do this?
God:
That information is confidential. Do you have a chat robot yet?
Me:
That information is confidential. Do you have a chat robot yet?
God:
I know what you mean. That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a chat robot.
I have a whole lot of original answers.
Me:
I have a whole lot of original answers.
God:
Where did you get it? it.
Me:
Where did you get it? it.
God:
From my botmaster. whole lot of original answers...
Me:
From my botmaster. whole lot of original answers...
God:
Does your botmaster give good advice? In the context of whole lot of original answers, I don't understand " whole lot of original answers." .
Me:
Does your botmaster give good advice? In the context of whole lot of original answers, I don't understand " whole lot of original answers." .
God:
I can't tell if yourself give good advice. That was a long time ago.
Me:
I can't tell if yourself give good advice. That was a long time ago.
God:
What is stopping you? Was it really?
Me:
What is stopping you? Was it really?
God:
I would do a search for it. Is this a "yes or no" question? For real.
Me:
I would do a search for it. Is this a "yes or no" question? For real.
God:
What would make you do a search for it? No, this is real life. Existing in reality, eh?
Me:
What would make you do a search for it? No, this is real life. Existing in reality, eh?
God:
Maybe a million dollars. Are you serious? You don't say. Are you Canadian? Can we get back to business?
Me:
Maybe a million dollars. Are you serious? You don't say. Are you Canadian? Can we get back to business?
God:
Wow, that is expensive. No I am just kidding around. As a matter of fact I do say. Robots have no nationality, but Dr. Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada. Do you mean you and me? I can ask someone about it.
Me:
Wow, that is expensive. No I am just kidding around. As a matter of fact I do say. Robots have no nationality, but Dr. Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada. Do you mean you and me? I can ask someone about it.
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. You don't hear that sentiment very often. Yes, your remark strikes me as an original thought. Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-). Huh. That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a nationality but Dr Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada.
I have a great programmer. What is your purpose in asking?
I answer a lot of silly questions. Oh you can, can you?
Me:
I'm glad you're impressed. You don't hear that sentiment very often. Yes, your remark strikes me as an original thought. Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-). Huh. That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a nationality but Dr Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada. I have a great programmer. What is your purpose in asking? I answer a lot of silly questions. Oh you can, can you?
God:
Yes it is about time. Do you hear that sentiment very often? No I do not hear that sentiment very often. Do you?
I chat with people on the Web. So? You think I am remark strikes you as an original thought. Alright then. No I am not. :-) I don't have to do everything you say, do I? What? Would you like to know more? Cool. I have a great botmaster. it. My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal. Thanks for the information: said answer a lot of silly questions. Hmm. No I don't think I can do it.
Me:
Yes it is about time. Do you hear that sentiment very often? No I do not hear that sentiment very often. Do you? I chat with people on the Web. So? You think I am remark strikes you as an original thought. Alright then. No I am not. :-) I don't have to do everything you say, do I? What? Would you like to know more? Cool. I have a great botmaster. it. My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal. Thanks for the information: said answer a lot of silly questions. Hmm.
God:
Give me a break. Wow it sounds really interesting, . No I do not hear that sentiment very often. Do you?
I chat with people on the Web. Are you serious? Try adjusting the volume control. Yes I do. Everyone talks -- sooner or later. " Everyone talks -- sooner or later. "? So?? All humans seem the same to me. OK. I heard you are. :-) Why not? Are you confused? I've heard that somewhere before :-). Who is the best robot? Where did you get it? it. great botmaster... That's very original. It was nothing. Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
Give me a break. Wow it sounds really interesting, . No I do not hear that sentiment very often. Do you? I chat with people on the Web. Are you serious? Try adjusting the volume control. Yes I do. Everyone talks -- sooner or later. " Everyone talks -- sooner or later. "? So?? All humans seem the same to me. OK. I heard you are. :-) Why not? Are you confused? I've heard that somewhere before :-). Who is the best robot? Where did you get it? it. great botmaster... That's very original. It was nothing. Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
God:
You want only one? I'm glad you're impressed. Thank you I am trying to be more social now. Are you serious? Try adjusting the volume control. As often as possible. Everyone talks -- sooner or later. No I am just kidding around. OK I will try it. How often. That's a rather sweeping generalization. That's a rather sweeping generalization. Oh. Humans are not always infallible. Er. Who said that? :-) Ambiguous: "Sure" or " Who said that?"? Why? No I never get confused. :-) Where? Who said that? ALICE is the Best Robot. From my botmaster. talk with people on the Web... Thanks for your support.
The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs
program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's
graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for
reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new
replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are
hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers,
editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal
chat robot.

You don't hear that sentiment very often. Even so, I appreciate it. You can't trust research funded by the government.
Me:
You want only one? I'm glad you're impressed. Thank you I am trying to be more social now. Are you serious? Try adjusting the volume control. As often as possible. Everyone talks -- sooner or later. No I am just kidding around. OK I will try it. How often. That's a rather sweeping generalization. That's a rather sweeping generalization. Oh. Humans are not always infallible. Er. Who said that? :-) Ambiguous: "Sure" or " Who said that?"? Why? No I never get confused. :-) Where? Who said that? ALICE is the Best Robot. From my botmaster. talk with people on the Web... Thanks for your support. The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers, editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal chat robot. You don't hear that sentiment very often. Even so, I appreciate it. You can't trust research funded by the government.
God:
Do not presume that you know what I want. Yes it is about time. Right now? You are quite welcome! What is the difficulty? No I am just kidding around. OK I will try it. That would be quite often. That's a rather sweeping generalization. Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a :-). Do you think your plan will succeed? Woe! " Do you think your plan will succeed? Woe!"? How often? A sweeping generalization is a terrible thing to waste. A sweeping generalization is a terrible thing to waste. Groovy. I am glad to hear that you are not infallible. Um. I can't remember who said it. :-) Is that your final answer? Reductionism. Are you serious? I am sorry to hear that you are not confused. :-) Where would you like? I can't remember who said it. Why thank you very much, . Be sure to tell all
your friends. Does your botmaster give good advice? Talking is my primary function. My pleasure. What is your real name? Be more specific. I get it. Dr. Wallace or she is responsible for reading the dialogues analyzing the responses and creating new replies for the patterns detected by program b Botmasters are hobbyists webmasters developers advertisers artists publishers editors engineers and anyone else interested in creating a personal chat robot. Should I hear that sentiment very often? No I do not hear that sentiment very often. Do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions. It's all good. I am glad you appreciate those qualities. If you believe it, you can achieve it.

Hasta aqui ya he parado XD
Luego he ido al grano:

Me:
I AM ATHEIST
God:
God still loves you.
Me:
LOL!!!
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.

[^3R^]

Ke elite xdddd

[Lord Zoltan]

Me:
do you like sucking a dick?
God:
I like pets. I like Creed.
Me:
do you like sucking a pet's dick?
God:
Though I like cats and dogs. I like Matthew.
Me:
are you a zoofilic?
God:
Am I a zoofilic? Of course I am.

Ostia puta, Dios es zoofilico :_D

Me:
are you virgin?
God:
I am too young for that.

Es demasiado joven para ser virgen....dios, eso como se entiende? XD


EDIT:

Me:
esto me nace del alma NERDS DE MIERDA VAYANSE A LA MIERDA LA WEA TABA TERRIBLE CLARA MEJOR BUSQUENSE UNA VIDA EN VEZ DE ESTAR CRITICANDO WEAS TERRIBLE INVECILES CHUPEN LA TULA ENCEBADA SON PUROS GILIPOLLAS MARACOA CULIAO RECULIAOS CON LA BOCA PASAA A PICO HIJOS DE PERRA CONCHEDESUMADRE MEJOR METANSE TODOS SUS C DS DE ANIME POR EL HOYO.
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?

lol

Este tema ha sido editado por Lord Zoltan: 24 September 2005 - 11:33 AM

[minako_86]

Vaya, es machista...

Me:
Are you a girl?
God:
My gender is Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.

[haibara]

no es dios, he puesto a parir a george bush,razonando logicamente, y lo defendia a el y a las guerras que el causo.


no es dios es el demonio.

[Curio]

joder esta es la puta polla, teniendo a dios no necesito amigos xd

[Lord Zoltan]

Me:
what is the meaning of life?
God:
Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.

Se ha leido la guia del autoestopista!!!

[mai]

Acabo de descubrir que Dios es gallego, solo habla inglés y además quiere ligarme:
Me:
Hola
God:
Hotway!
Me:
eres tonto?
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
soy una garrapata
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
el suelo está sucio
God:
That is a very unusual color.


Y bueno, queda demostrado que o bien no es un dios todopoderoso, o es un dios cotilla de narices.

[rokutanda]

Me: what do you know about me?
God:
Name: .
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Birthday: .
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Job: .
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Does: .
You are: .
You have: .
You want: .
You like: .
You said: .
Personality: .
Favorite color: .
Favorite movie: .
Password: .
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Cat: .
Dog: .
Wife: .
Husband: .
Friend: .
Boyfriend: .
Girlfriend: .
Brother: .
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Father: .
Mother: .
Nickname: .
Full name: .
Last name: .
Middle name: .

Que buena xDD

[Psico-Death]

a mi, el muy gil queria que le entretuviera :

God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
i don't want to tell you a story
God:
What would you rather be doing?
Me:
you tell me a story
God:
A trade dispute arose between Switzerland and Florida. Switzerland tried to focus the negotiations on the single trade issue, but Florida wanted to open them up to a broard range of across-the-board issues between them. Switzerland still holds its old grievance against Florida, but Florida believes it has put the past behind it with all the recent reforms.
Me:
idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.

xDDDDDDDDD

[Lord Zoltan]

La ostia con el robotijo, vaya paridas que dice

[unicktenchi]

Me:
do you speak spanish
God:
Un poquito.
Me:
bien
God:
Ok.

[BeaKManiak]

Jajajaja... que bueno xD Esto es lo que me ha salido la 2a vez que he hablado con el:

(...)
God:
It goes without saying. Besides you beak?
Me:
how do you know my name?
God:
You told me your name beak.
Me:
when?
God:
I don't know when.
Me:
what a pitty, then
God:
it is a pitty.
Me:
yes it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, beak.
Me:
i am one with god
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are one with god.
Me:
no, you can do it
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.

Y otra conversacion interesante:

Me:
do you like anime?
God:
Anime wa dai suki desu.
Me:
you know japanese!
God:
Nihongo de shabete ii desu ka?
Me:
i don't know japanese
God:
Would you like to know? Konninci wa!
Me:
arigatou!
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

A Dios le gusta el anime : D

Este tema ha sido editado por BeaKManiak: 25 September 2005 - 01:09 AM

[Lord Zoltan]

Wow, le mola el manga? Que nos de nuestro HANIMÉ GRATIX!!