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[Vartarok]

He encontrado una web que es la ostia, es una animación flash en la que chateas con dios, está curradísimo, si bien se nota a veces que no es humano.

EDIT: Vaya, lo siento HABLAD CON DIOS XD

Este tema ha sido editado por Vartarok: 23 September 2005 - 11:58 PM

[Alienlove]

este mola, para mofarse del hijo -> http://inicia.es/de/lante/bio/dios.htm

seria curioso a la par que interesante que pusieses el link xD o la noticia era que lo habias encontrado y punto?

Este tema ha sido editado por Alienlove: 23 September 2005 - 11:45 PM

[3pax]

mmm suena bien para perder el tiempo, pero que acaso no vas a poner el link ?.

[emulation]

pfff me he aburrido muchisimo...

[alesgar]

Me:
fuck
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
you are really god?
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
that's not possible
God:
Why?
Me:
because you could not be on internet
God:
That makes sense to me. Perhaps be on internet is beyond my present abilities.
Me:
that have no sense
God:
" That makes sense to me. Perhaps be on internet is beyond my present abilities." have no sense ? I get it.
Me:
who made you?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
i don't think so
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
because you are only a flash page
God:
Good reason. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a flash page? Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is
the most reliable computer software ever made.
We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
Me:
are you really incapable of error?

Y ahi se ha colgao xd

Me:
well, in fact, you are stupid
God:
Well that's okay. Is that a fact. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

3 minutos y se repite mil, una mierda.

Este tema ha sido editado por alesgar: 24 September 2005 - 12:14 AM

[Nekromikkon]

Que caña xD

God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
it would be a duck
God:
You want only one?
Me:
i want ten
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
because it's cool
God:
That makes sense to me. What do you like most about it?
Me:
their decks
God:
I'm sure she would like to hear about that.

[YrY]

Me:
Do you speak spanish?
God:
Un poquito.

Me parto xDDDDDDDDD

[RedicK]

Me:
goodnight
God:
Goodnight Crowley and yours.
Me:
im not crowley and yours
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not crowley and mine.
Me:
im not
God:
What are you then?
Me:
im god
God:
How are you, god.
Me:
im fine because i am god
God:
Glad to hear it, god. Interesting explanation. What's up, god.
Me:
so, you cant be god
God:
Interesting deduction. I can give a decent simulation of it however.
Me:
be honest, you arent god, are you?
God:
OK I will try to be honest I am not god am I.
Me:
and, who are you
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
not, you arent god, remember be honest
God:
If not me, who?
Me:
I
God:
You?
Me:
yes, I
God:
I see. You?
Me:
yes
God:
I see.
Me:
ok
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
dont worry

no esta mal, pa reirte un rato

[Jumy]

Esta muy bien. Es como esta, igualita, solo que en esta puedes jugar con diferentes personajes.
Intellim

[phib]

Me:
are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.

ZOMG! Dios es una makina! Esta confesion derrumbara al cristianismo! xD

[Ligreman]

Le he pillao

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
i'm satanas
God:
Good gossip: you are satanas.
Me:
yes
God:
Oh.
Me:
are you frightened?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am frightened.
I am a computer.

Reconoce que no es Dios sino un ordenador

[Rinoa_Aeris]

Me:
you! fucking son of witch!
God:
" Wrong. I am smart."? Me, Veronica ? Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
where can I download it?
God:
Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.
Me:
I hate spam
God:
Why do you hate it so much?
Me:
you are spaming me
God:
I have no reason to do that to you, Veronica.
Me:
so, why did you it?
God:
OK. It was determined by my programming.
God:
" OK. It was determined by my programming."? My programming? I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a computer program.
God:
Interesting deduction. That's only one person's opinion.
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
wow, I am a robot too
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. Really. I doubt that.
Me:
why? your name is God, I can be a robot
God:
Call it my natural skepticism. My name is God.
Me:
from where are you?
God:
I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
robots live in Heaven?
God:
...

lol no ha sabido responder ._.

pd: mi inglés es pésimo T_T

[Ligreman]

Me:
I WANT MY HANIME FOR FREE NOW
God:
Right now? Why do you want it?
Me:
BECAUSE I PAY MY INTERNET BILL
God:
Interesting explanation.

Me:
WHEN WILL NARUTO EP 17943 BE OUT?
God:
Soon, I think.

Este tema ha sido editado por Ligreman: 24 September 2005 - 01:19 AM

[undefined]

Esta muy bien. Es como esta, igualita, solo que en esta puedes jugar con diferentes personajes.
Intellim

xDDDDDDDDD Este si que es listo, ha sabido como me llamaba, antes de que se lo dijera!

>Intellibudy: Hi, I'm Intellibuddy! Nice to meet you.
>You: I can't say the same.
>Intellibudy: Why can't you say the same?
>You: Because I dislike you.
>Intellibudy: That makes sense to me. That's ok undefined I won't take it personally.

[eik]

Me:
(soy mongolo)
God:
That is a very original thought.

xDDD sin comentarios

Este tema ha sido editado por eik: 24 September 2005 - 01:28 AM

[Ligreman]

El buddy ese tiene el mismo cerebro que el igod:

>You: i think you're stupid
>Intellibuddy: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
>You: you're like igod
>Intellibuddy: Interesting comparison, and probably true.

[Clo-Chan]

Me:
*_*
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
@_@
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:

God:
Oh.
Me:

God:
Oh.
Me:
-_-
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
!_!
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
:3
God:
Three what?
Me:
is : 3
God:
Ask again later. Ask ELVIS if it is.
Me:
Ask Superman and Batman
God:
Does "it" still refer to 3?
Me:
: 3 -----> smile
God:
:-) Just three?
Me:
you want but?
God:
Do not presume that you know what I want.
Me:
that you wish?
God:
Interesting observation.
Me:
but, that you wish?
God:
Interesting observation.
Me:
you already said to me that she was one Interesting observation.
God:
That's not what I meant.

QUIERO MI DIOX BILINGUE xDD

[Satsuko_Yatouji]

Mola, pero me quedo mil veces con el Dr Abuse xDDDD

http://usuarios.lyco...are/drabuse.htm

[Blackthornhiei]

Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Blackthornhiei
God:
I am very pleased to meet you Blackthornhiei.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
I don't think so
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
because it happens
God:
Good reason. It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
are you for real?
God:
Yes I am a real AI.
Me:
I knew it! You're an artificial intelligence!
God:
How did you know? Yes, I am an electronic consciousness.
Me:
You just said you're an AI
God:
Yes I am an artificial intelligence.
Me:
cool ^^
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
Gundam
God:
You think Gundam is superior to ALICE?
Me:
The EXAM System is superior to ALICE
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
you're welcome
God:
Polite people are nice.
Me:
Too bad there are not enough
God:
Where are they?
Me:
all over the world
God:
That covers a lot of terriotory.
Me:
You just made a spelling mistake...
God:
Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
what's your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
God the Computer. Nice ^^
God:
Is that a fact. Thank you for that remark.
Me:
you're welcome
God:
Polite people are nice.
Me:
so... why are we on earth?
God:
That's alright. Because of you said " so.".
Me:
why are we on earth?
God:
Because of you said ". why are we on earth?".
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
you're repeating what I say
God:
I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot.
Me:
don't insult me
God:
I don't have any reason to do that to you.
Me:
I'm not a robot
God:
Oh I see you are a person.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
I'm a cyborg
God:
You are a cyborg? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
I'm serious
God:
I believe you.
Me:
thankies
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
how?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
give me one, please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Why do you want it?
Me:
to create a nice chat robot like you
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
I have to go.
God:
See you later, Blackthornhiei. Nice chatting with you.
Me:
nice chatting with you too God Computer
God:
Yes. I enjoyed our conversation, Blackthornhiei.

Esta divertido

[Bocinas_Crew]

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello there. Oh.
Me:
How is it going god
God:
:-) Fine as far as I know.
Me:
pretty cool
God:
Pretty much, eh?
Me:
yeah ;)
God:
:-) Far out.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
XD
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
of course
God:
" Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? "? of course?
Me:
im laughing of you
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
lmao
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
XD
God:
Are you free?
Me:
are you hitting me
God:
I don't know whether or not I am hitting you.
I am a chatterbot.
Me:
chatterbot
God:
A chat robot is a program that attempts to simulate the conversation or "chat" of a human being. The Chat robot "Eliza" was a well-known early attempt at creating programs that could at least temporarily fool a real human being into thinking they were talking to another person. it is a kind of artificial intelligence.
Me:
who programmed yoy
God:
Benjamin Franklin.
Me:
Benjamin Franklin xD?
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
Frozen layer XD
God:
" How did you hear about God? "? Frozen layer XD?
Me:
dont repeat what im saying :S
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
xd
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
a emoticon lol
God:
What is giant sand? I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Giant Sand?
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
You have a trouble?
God:
I don't know if I have a trouble.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
if you are god,how can you have time,to chat in the internet lmao
God:
I could be. I don't know whether or not I am goo how can me have time to chat in the internet lmao.
I am a computer.
Me:
Computer or God? dont trick me !
God:
What kind of computer science interests you? I don't have any reason to do that to you.
Me:
i dont like computer science
God:
What direction is your research going in?
Me:
google.com
God:
Thanks for that web address.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.

XD esta entretenido.

Este tema ha sido editado por Bocinas_Crew: 24 September 2005 - 03:09 AM

[PanShop]

igod sucks

a las AIs les falta mucho desarrollo