MEGA OFFTOPIC
#778
Escrito 17 September 2002 - 10:49 PM
#779
Escrito 17 September 2002 - 10:49 PM
Algunas de sus funciones son:
Mantener la Agenda Cultural en Internet.
Organizar y desarrollar programas culturales en el extranjero.
Participar en la preparación de Tratados, Convenios y programas de cooperación, tanto a nivel nacional como internacional, con instituciones, entidades y personas públicas o privadas.
Organizar encuentros, seminarios, publicaciones, etc. destinados al fomento del voluntariado y del turismo cultural y a propiciar la implicación de la sociedad en la cultura.
Gestionar los programas de becas de formación y ayudas de la Secretaría de Estado de Cultura.
Cooperar con la acción cultural de las Comunidades Autónomas, propiciando, de acuerdo con ellas, la comunicación cultural entre las mismas, el conocimiento de la pluralidad y riqueza de sus respectivos Patrimonios Culturales, así como el intercambio de información sobre sus actividades culturales.
Canalizar la información sobre las convocatorias de ayudas del "Programa 2000" de la Unión Europea, difundiendo información y prestando asesoramiento a los profesionales, operadores y agentes culturales.
#780
Escrito 17 September 2002 - 10:49 PM
#781
Escrito 17 September 2002 - 10:49 PM
ME HABEIS CAMBIADO LA VIDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ahora es k no salgo 5 minutos del ordenador!! me han crecido raices, como en akella firma del keb!! XDD
#782
Escrito 17 September 2002 - 10:49 PM
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#783
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#784
Escrito 17 September 2002 - 10:49 PM
Fin. (como lo del conejito)
#785
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#786
Escrito 17 September 2002 - 10:49 PM
1.
[_] Mr.
[_] Mrs.
[_] Ms.
[_] Miss
[_] Lt.
[_] Gen.
[_] Comrade
[_] Classified
[_] Other
First Name: [pongo puntitos [soy gilipollas]. porque no se escribir][pongo puntitos [soy gilipollas]. porque no se escribir]..
Initial: [soy subnormal]
Last Name: [pongo puntitos [soy gilipollas]. porque no se escribir][pongo puntitos [soy gilipollas]. porque no se escribir]....
Password: [pongo puntitos [soy gilipollas]. porque no se escribir][soy gilipollas]... (max. 8 char)
Code Name:[pongo puntitos [soy gilipollas]. porque no se escribir][pongo puntitos [soy gilipollas]. porque no se escribir]....
Latitude-Longitude-Altitude: [pongo puntitos [soy gilipollas]. porque no se escribir]......
2. Which model aircraft did you purchase?
[_] F-14 Tomcat
[_] F-15 Eagle
[_] F-16 Falcon
[_] F-117A Stealth
[_] Classified
3. Date of purchase (Year/Month/Day): ....../......./......
4. Serial Number:[pongo puntitos [soy gilipollas]. porque no se escribir][pongo puntitos [soy gilipollas]. porque no se escribir][soy gilipollas]
5. Please indicate where this product was purchased:
[_] Received as gift / aid package
[_] Catalogue / showroom
[_] Independent arms broker
[_] Mail order
[_] Discount store
[_] Government surplus
[_] Classified
6. Please indicate how you became aware of the McDonnell Douglas product you have just purchased:
[_] Heard loud noise, looked up
[_] Store display
[_] Espionage
[_] Recommended by friend / relative / ally
[_] Political lobbying by manufacturer
[_] Was attacked by one
7. Please indicate the three(3) factors that most influenced your decision to purchase this McDonnellDouglas product:
[_] Style / appearance
[_] Speed / maneuverability
[_] Price / value
[_] Comfort / convenience
[_] Kickback / bribe
[_] Recommended by salesperson
[_] McDonnell Douglas reputation
[_] Advanced Weapons Systems
[_] Backroom politics
[_] Negative experience opposing one in combat
8. Please indicate the location(s) where this product will be used:
[_] North America
[_] Iraq
[_] Iran
[_] Aircraft carrier
[_] Iraq
[_] Europe
[_] Iraq
[_] Middle East (not Iraq)
[_] Iraq
[_] Africa
[_] Iraq
[_] Asia / Far East
[_] Iraq
[_] Misc. Third World countries
[_] Iraq
[_] Classified
[_] Iraq
9. Please indicate the products that you currently own or intend to purchase in the near future:
[_] Color TV
[_] VCR
[_] ICBM
[_] Killer Satellite
[_] CD Player
[_] Air-to-Air Missiles
[_] Space Shuttle
[_] Home Computer
[_] Nuclear Weapon
10. How would you describe yourself or your organization? (Indicate all that apply.)
[_] Communist / Socialist
[_] Terrorist
[_] Crazed
[_] Neutral
[_] Democratic
[_] Dictatorship
[_] Corrupt
[_] Primitive / Tribal
11. How did you pay for yourMcDonnell Douglas product?
[_] Deficit spending
[_] Cash
[_] Suitcases of cocaine
[_] Oil revenues
[_] Personal check
[_] Credit card
[_] Ransom money
[_] Traveler's check
12. Your occupation:
[_] Homemaker
[_] Sales / marketing
[_] Revolutionary
[_] Clerical
[_] Mercenary
[_] Tyrant
[_] Middle management
[_] Eccentric billionaire
[_] Defense Minister / General
[_] Retired
[_] Student
13. To help us better understand our customers, please indicate the interests and activities in which youand your spouse enjoy participating on a regular basis:
[_] Golf
[_] Boating / sailing
[_] Sabotage
[_] Running / jogging
[_] Propaganda / misinformation
[_] Destabilization / overthrow
[_] Default on loans
[_] Gardening
[_] Crafts
[_] Black market / smuggling
[_] Collectibles / collections
[_] Watching sports on TV
[_] Wines
[_] Interrogation / torture
[_] Household pets
[_] Crushing rebellions
[_] Espionage / reconnaissance
[_] Fashion clothing
[_] Border disputes
[_] Mutually Assured Destruction
Thank you for taking the time to fill out this questionnaire. Your answers will be used in market studies that will help McDonnell Douglas serve you better in the future-as well as allowing you to receive mailings and special offers from other companies, governments, extremist groups, and mysterious consortia. As a bonus for responding to this survey, you will be registered to win a brand new F-117A in our Desert Thunder Sweepstakes!
Comments or suggestions about our fighter planes? Please write to: McDONNELL DOUGLAS CORPORATION Marketing Department Military Aerospace Division.
¿Es un pájaro? ¿es un avión?. No, es un Ligre disfrazado de cocodrilo.
#787
Escrito 17 September 2002 - 10:49 PM
Algunas de sus funciones son:
Mantener la Agenda Cultural en Internet.
Organizar y desarrollar programas culturales en el extranjero.
Participar en la preparación de Tratados, Convenios y programas de cooperación, tanto a nivel nacional como internacional, con instituciones, entidades y personas públicas o privadas.
Organizar encuentros, seminarios, publicaciones, etc. destinados al fomento del voluntariado y del turismo cultural y a propiciar la implicación de la sociedad en la cultura.
Gestionar los programas de becas de formación y ayudas de la Secretaría de Estado de Cultura.
Cooperar con la acción cultural de las Comunidades Autónomas, propiciando, de acuerdo con ellas, la comunicación cultural entre las mismas, el conocimiento de la pluralidad y riqueza de sus respectivos Patrimonios Culturales, así como el intercambio de información sobre sus actividades culturales.
Canalizar la información sobre las convocatorias de ayudas del "Programa 2000" de la Unión Europea, difundiendo información y prestando asesoramiento a los profesionales, operadores y agentes culturales.
#788
Escrito 17 September 2002 - 10:49 PM
Da flojera leer tanta cosa
#789
Escrito 17 September 2002 - 10:49 PM
Algunas de sus funciones son:
Mantener la Agenda Cultural en Internet.
Organizar y desarrollar programas culturales en el extranjero.
Participar en la preparación de Tratados, Convenios y programas de cooperación, tanto a nivel nacional como internacional, con instituciones, entidades y personas públicas o privadas.
Organizar encuentros, seminarios, publicaciones, etc. destinados al fomento del voluntariado y del turismo cultural y a propiciar la implicación de la sociedad en la cultura.
Gestionar los programas de becas de formación y ayudas de la Secretaría de Estado de Cultura.
Cooperar con la acción cultural de las Comunidades Autónomas, propiciando, de acuerdo con ellas, la comunicación cultural entre las mismas, el conocimiento de la pluralidad y riqueza de sus respectivos Patrimonios Culturales, así como el intercambio de información sobre sus actividades culturales.
Canalizar la información sobre las convocatorias de ayudas del "Programa 2000" de la Unión Europea, difundiendo información y prestando asesoramiento a los profesionales, operadores y agentes culturales.
#790
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#791
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#792
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#793
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#794
Escrito 17 September 2002 - 10:49 PM
Algunas de sus funciones son:
Mantener la Agenda Cultural en Internet.
Organizar y desarrollar programas culturales en el extranjero.
Participar en la preparación de Tratados, Convenios y programas de cooperación, tanto a nivel nacional como internacional, con instituciones, entidades y personas públicas o privadas.
Organizar encuentros, seminarios, publicaciones, etc. destinados al fomento del voluntariado y del turismo cultural y a propiciar la implicación de la sociedad en la cultura.
Gestionar los programas de becas de formación y ayudas de la Secretaría de Estado de Cultura.
Cooperar con la acción cultural de las Comunidades Autónomas, propiciando, de acuerdo con ellas, la comunicación cultural entre las mismas, el conocimiento de la pluralidad y riqueza de sus respectivos Patrimonios Culturales, así como el intercambio de información sobre sus actividades culturales.
Canalizar la información sobre las convocatorias de ayudas del "Programa 2000" de la Unión Europea, difundiendo información y prestando asesoramiento a los profesionales, operadores y agentes culturales.
#795
Escrito 17 September 2002 - 10:49 PM
#796
Escrito 17 September 2002 - 10:50 PM
¿Cúantos post van?
#797
Escrito 17 September 2002 - 10:50 PM
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#798
Escrito 17 September 2002 - 10:50 PM
No me entero d na
Q paso? q coño,ya lo pondra x ahi
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