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#421 shoryu

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Escrito 17 September 2002 - 10:34 PM

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#422 Ligreman

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Escrito 17 September 2002 - 10:34 PM

¿ A qué leches evoluciona la raza humana ?



La evolución ha sido el factor que nos ha permitido llegar hasta la sociedad moderna. Está presente en todo lo que nos rodea, tanto seres vivios como objetos creados por el hombre.

Hemos pasado de andar a cuatro patas a andar erguidos, de ir en trenes o barcos de vapor a disponer de trenes de alta velocidad, submarinos y enormes transatlánticos. Hemos pasado de una época en que enfermedades como la gripe causaban una auténtica epidemia a ser algo normal por lo que simplemente no puedes ir a trabajar un día.

Todo esto hablando en general. Por supuesto hay zonas del Planeta donde todavía, por diversas causas, no han llegado a tal estado.

Volviendo a lo nuestro, la evolución afecta también a nuestro cuerpo. La estatura media aumenta, la edad máxima de vida también, el cerebro se desarrolla... HASTA AHORA.

Parece ser que últimamente vagan unos seres que parecen surgidos de una de-volución. Son engendros sin personalidad, ovejillas detrás del pastor. Llamémosles 'entes'. Su corto coeficiente les hace creerse superiores a cualquier otra forma de vida. Al ir en manada se sienten seguros de sí mismos, e intentan sembrar el miedo en la sociedad. Son los más guays.

El líder de la manada suele ser el ser más devolucionado. En las comunidades de orangutanes, el líder suele ser el más fuerte, con conocimientos amplios en la búsqueda de alimento. En las manadas de 'entes', el líder suele ser el de coeficiente más corto. El que más gilipolleces haga en menos tiempo. El que "infunda" más miedo en la gente que lo rodea. Suele llevar como distintivos un collar de piedrecitas, algún que otro pendiente, mechas de colorines en el pelo y hasta algún piercing. Esto sería un echo aceptable si llevara esas cosas por gusto, si se encontrase mejor con ellas o si fuese una forma de expresión de su ideología. Pero el 'ente' líder, el más "sabio", lleva todas ésas cosas para impresionar. Para ser el más duro.

En éstas sociedades abundan bastante los problemas de sublevaciones, a no ser que el líder muestre semanalmente que es el más idiota de todos. Los aspirantes a 'ente' líder habiendo aprendido lo suficiente de su maestro sobre las artes de la estupidez, se revelan en un momento dado, a traición y por la espalda del líder, con un nuevo revulsivo para la manada ( véanse distintos revulsivos en el párrafo anterior ).

Las hembras de susodichas manadas suelen arrastrarse tras los miembros más destacados del rebaño. Su coeficiente es ligeramente más alto que el de los machos, al igual que su sentido común. Pero su personalidad es totalmente nula. Siempre acompañadas por su inseparable amigo, el móvil, sienten que el poder de las llamadas perdidas recorre todo su cuerpo. No llevan ningún distintivo, aparentemente. Se cree que el líder las marca como a las reses para que no se vayan a otra manada.

Las disputas por las hembras a sido algo que ha fascinado a los científicos de nuestra generación. El macho dominante sobre una hembra, suele tenerla bien cerca para controlarla, pero en ciertas ocasiones se despista y pierde el contacto visual. Y cuando se percata de ello, la encuentra arrimada a otro macho ( y es que son muy zorronas ). Ante tal hecho acude presto a interponerse entre los dos, soltando un grito de alarma para advertir a su posible competidor de que ésa hembra está ocupada. Estos gritos varian entre el muy usado "Qué haces tú con mi chica" ó "Apartate de ella, pringao". En susodichos gritos o alaridos se muestra su carácter egoísta y posesivo. Su mente tiene una imagen de las hembras como un objeto. Ellos las poseen. Y ellas demuestran su alto grado de autoestima permitiendo que las traten como tal.

La religión y los ídolos: claramente las manadas de entes tienden a idolatrar a varios ídolos. No a todos a la vez. Van cambiando según lo que les dicte la "moda". Los machos suelen inclinarse hacia esos entes famosos de la televisión, tan varoniles y duros como el del gran hermano ese de las yoyas. Por contrario, las hembras, que no dejan de admirar a los ídolos de los machos, suelen tener como dioses a rumiantes...digo... cantantes de moda como Ricky no se qué, Raúl, Bacastripgays y otros similares. Es muy curioso el hecho de que los machos, al ver que sus hembras adoran a ésos personajes, traten de imitarlos. Utilizan todo tipo de ingenios para que sea difícil distinguirlos de los ídolos. Valga como ejemplo los collarcitos de piedruscos blancos esos, que parencen sacados del río de mi pueblo. Otra muestra más de su nula capacidad de decisión.

Un comportamiento típico a la vez que curioso de los miembros de éstas manadas es su actitud en solitario. Alejados de la manada tienen miedo, ya no hay ningún líder al que seguir, se sienten solos, aislados, se vuelven mansos, acobardados. Normalmente, cuando tienen que abandonar la manada al final del día, y ésta no ha podido dejarle en el portal de su casa para que no se pierda, suelen adoptar la postura "soy-un-mierda-sin-los-demas", es decir, galopan con la mirada fija en el suelo, sin levantar la cabeza para que nadie le reconozca. No saludan a nadie, no hablan, no hacen ruido, no tocan nada, no dan la coña. Comportamiento opuesto al adoptado en la manada.

Y al día siguiente, la enternecedora escena del reencuentro. Toda la manada de nuevo junta. Sintiéndose fuerte de nuevo, sintiéndose la mejor manada de todas, la más aterradora. Y llega un nuevo día en el que poder demostrar a todo el Planeta que no toda la raza humana es inteligente.





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Escrito 17 September 2002 - 10:34 PM

PUES YO ESTOY ENAMORADO DE WEEMOOSE, TE QUIERO MUCHO MI VIDA

#424 WoodElf

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Escrito 17 September 2002 - 10:34 PM

tENGO UN pene de dos metro y emdio
Tendrá todo el dinero del mundo, pero hay algo que jamás podrá comprar.... un dinosaurio! - Homero Jay Simpson
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#425 Aioria

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Escrito 17 September 2002 - 10:34 PM

¿El PC o la PC?

Dos grupos de expertos se reunieron en Estados Unidos para determinar si los computadores tenían genero masculino o femenino.

El primer grupo, conformado por mujeres, llego a la conclusión de que los computadores son masculinos por cuatro razones:

A)- Para captar su atención, es necesario prenderlo.

B)- Tiene mucha información, pero nada de imaginación.

C)- Se supone que te debe ayudar, pero en la mayoría de casos se convierte en tu mayor problema.

D)- Cuando finalmente tienes uno, te das cuenta que si hubieras esperado un poco, tendrías uno mejor.

Por su parte, el segundo grupo, conformado por hombres, llego a la conclusión de que las computadoras son femeninas, por 4 razones:

A)- Nadie, excepto su creador, comprende su lógica interna.

B)- El lenguaje que utiliza para hablar con otra computadora es incomprensible.

C)- La menor equivocación es almacenada en memoria para salir a flote en el momento mas inoportuno.

D)- Cuando finalmente tienes una, descubres que debes destinarle la mitad de tu salario para accesorios

#426 Cabopak

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Escrito 17 September 2002 - 10:34 PM

Esta historia no se sabe si es verdadera o falsa, pero
no tiene desperdicio:

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Un profesor un poco cachondo de Termodinamica habma preparado un
examen para sus alumnos. Este tenia una sola pregunta: "Es el Infierno
exotermico (emite calor)? O es endotermico (absorbe calor)?. Justifica tu
respuesta."

La mayor parte de los estudiantes escribieron su respuesta basandose
en la Ley de Boyle (el gas se enfria cuando se expande y se calienta
cuando se comprime) o alguna variante.

Un estudiante, sin embargo, responde lo siguiente:

"Primero, necesitamos saber csmo varma en el tiempo la masa del
Infierno. Asi, necesitamos saber la frecuencia con la que las almas entran
en el y la frecuencia con la que salen.

Opino que podemos asumir sin ninguna duda que, una vez que un alma ha
entrado en el Infierno, ya no sale nunca mas. Asi pues, no hay frecuencia
de salida.

Para calcular cuantas almas entran en el Infierno, tengamos en
cuenta las distintas religiones que existen hoy en dia en el mundo.
Algunas de estas religiones afirman que, si no eres miembro de ella, iras
al Infierno. Debido a que hay mas de una de estas religiones y teniendo en
cuenta que una persona no pertenece a mas de una religion al mismo tiempo,
podemos afirmar que toda la gente y todas sus almas van al Infierno. Con
las tasas de natalidad y mortalidad llegamos a la conclusion de que el
numero de almas que ingresan en el Infierno crece exponencialmente.

Ahora miramos la variacion del volumen del Infierno debido a que a
la Ley de Boyle establece que, para que la temperatura y la presion en el
Infierno permanezcan invariantes, el volumen de este se tiene que expandir
segun se van anadiendo almas.

Esto nos da dos posibilidades:

#1 Si el Infierno se expande a una velocidad mas baja que la
frecuencia a la que entran las almas, entonces la temperatura y la presion
en el Infierno se incrementaran hasta que este reviente.

#2 Por supuesto, si el Infierno se expande a una velocidad mayor que
la frecuencia de entrada de almas, entonces la temperatura y la presion
caeran hasta que iste se congele.

Asm pues, ?cual es la conclusion?

Si aceptamos el postulado que enuncio mi compaqera Rocio Lopez en
el primer ano de carrera y que decia algo asi como: "El Infierno se
congelara antes de que yo me acueste contigo", y dado el hecho de que
todavia no lo he conseguido, entonces el enunciado numero 2 no puede ser
cierto asi que la respuesta es: EL INFIERNO ES EXOTERMICO"

P.D.: el alumno obtuvo Matricula.
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#427 Sunburn

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Escrito 17 September 2002 - 10:34 PM

Voy a petar el foro

#428 Marijuana_la_loca

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Escrito 17 September 2002 - 10:34 PM

creo q esta empezando a ralentizar el asunto...
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#429 Joputa

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Escrito 17 September 2002 - 10:34 PM

pero luego empieza el cachondeo... yo ya me empiezo a meter donde está la movida, el valenciano y dani se quedaron con cyro por que como no habia guardarropas no pudo dejar la mochila
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Escrito 17 September 2002 - 10:34 PM

Ya se q a muchos no os interesa pero yo soy feliz :P


HE APROBADO FISICA!!!!

HE APROBADO FISICA!!!!

HE APROBADO FISICA!!!!

HE APROBADO FISICA!!!!
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#431 Ligreman

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Escrito 17 September 2002 - 10:35 PM

Los nacidos bajo el signo de Libra suelen ser moderados, simpáticos, gentiles, inteligentes, olvidadizos, amantes de la belleza, comunicativos, de sentimientos profundos, intelectuales, conciliadores, buenos conversadores, les encanta comer bien, únicos en las relaciones públicas, cooperadores, de buen corazón, preocupados por su imagen, indecisos, refinados, armoniosos, cuerdos, tolerantes y diplomáticos.

A un Libra no le gustan los conflictos, por lo que busca siempre el equilibrio en su forma de actuar o decir para dar una solución adecuada sin que le cree problemas. Los Libras poseen un gran sentido de la justicia y les preocupa que ésta se cumpla. Les preocupan también la armonía, la razón y las necesidades de los demás.

Son muy escrupulosos. Están continuamente lavándose las manos. Si ven alguna cosa rara en la comida, el restaurante o la casa en donde están comiendo, no tienen ningún inconveniente en decir que se sienten mal y que no tienen ganas de comer.

Es el signo de la unión por lo que prefieren negociar la paz y luchar, cueste lo que cueste, para obtenerla. Tratan siempre de evitar los enfrentamientos. Son únicos para poner paz ante un conflicto. Suelen pasarlo muy mal cuando comenten un error y les lleva mucho tiempo olvidarlo, es por ello que son propensos a las enfermedades psicosomáticas, pues emplean mucho tiempo pensando en sus errores, esto les produce estrés y malestar y esto al final se transforma en una enfermedad.

Un Libra posee muchos amigos porqué éste les hace siempre la vida agradable. Es difícil conquistar a un Libra, pero cuando se ha conseguido suele ser para siempre, pues luchan en todo momento por mantener la pareja en armonía para evitar que la relación no se estropee. Pero sigue el ideal de la pareja perfecta.

Les encanta el arte y la belleza de los cuales necesitan verse rodeados.

Les gustan las personas atractivas más que por su físico, por su personalidad, cultura y educación. Tienen un sentido de lo estético muy desarrollado.

Odian las situaciones o escenas que les provoca estrés o dolor por lo que buscan siempre vivir relajados.

Son muy positivos.

Algunos Libras no consiguen esquivar con su "no querer saber" los golpes bajos de la vida por lo que se lamentan continuamente de sus desgracias y de lo mal que les trata la vida, creando una actitud lastimera que no les beneficia en nada, pues al final la gente les huye y esto les hace sentirse solos e incomprendidos.

Lo que más le cuesta a un Libra es tener que tomar una decisión, siempre deja que sean los demás los que la tomen por él, por lo que están siempre responsabilizando a los amigos y más allegados tanto de sus decisiones como de sus desgracias.

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#432 Ligreman

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Escrito 17 September 2002 - 10:35 PM

Ya se q a muchos no os interesa pero yo soy feliz :P


HE APROBADO FISICA!!!!

HE APROBADO FISICA!!!!

HE APROBADO FISICA!!!!

HE APROBADO FISICA!!!!

FELICIDADES

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#433 Marijuana_la_loca

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#434 Sunburn

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Escrito 17 September 2002 - 10:35 PM

Voy a petar el foro
Ni siquiera pienso leer

#435 shoryu

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Escrito 17 September 2002 - 10:35 PM

Hasta la vista baby.
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Escrito 17 September 2002 - 10:35 PM

Smashing Pumpkins
The Beginning is the End is the Beginning


Send a heartbeat to
The void that cries through you
Relive the pictures that have come to pass
For now we stand alone
The world is lost and blown
And we are flesh and blood disintegrate
With no more to hate


Is it bright where you are
Have the people changed
Does it make you happy you're so strange
And in your darkest hour
I hold secrets flame
We can watch the world devoured in it's pain

Delivered from the blast
The last of a line of lasts
The pale princess of a palace cracked
And now the kingdom comes
Crashing down undone
And I am a master of a nothing place
Of recoil and grace

Is it bright where you are
Have the people changed
Does it make you happy you're so strange
And in your darkest hour
I hold secrets flame
We can watch the world devoured in it's pain

Time has stopped before us
The sky cannot ignore us
No one can separate us
For we are all that is left
The echo bounces off me
The shadow lost beside me
There's no more need to pretend
Cause now I can begin again

Is it bright where you are
Have the people changed
Does it make you happy you're so strange
And in your darkest hour
I hold secrets flame
We can watch the world devoured in it's pain
Strange
Strange

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The Everlasting Gaze
you know i'm not dead
you know i'm, you know i'm not dead
you know i'm not dead
now you know
where i've been
as you sleep
torn i am

weighted down patiently
born of love
you know i'm, you know i'm not dead
i'm just living in my head
forever waiting on the ways of your desire
you always find a way
and thru it all, into us all you move

forgotten touch
forbidden thought
we can never have enough

you know i'm not dead
you know i'm, you know i'm not dead
you know i'm not dead

found below the creatures scream
stranglehold a god machine
begging to tear us out
worn as hopel

you know i'm, you know i'm not dead
i'm just the tears inside your head
forever waiting on the ways of your desire
you always find your way
and thru it all, into us all you move

forgotten touch
forbidden thought
we can never have enough
you know i'm not dead

we all want to hold in the everlasting gaze
enchanted in the rapture of his sentimental sway
but underneath the wheels lie the skulls of every c.o.g.
the fickle fascination of an everlasting god

you know i'm not dead
i'm just living in my head
forever waiting
forever waiting a cruel death
you know i'm not dead
i'm just living for myself
forever waiting

you know i'm not dead (x4)



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Raindrops + Sunshowers
rain falls on everyone
the same old rain
and i'm just trying to walk with you
between the raindrops
i send my echo out
to get your love without
obscured reflections of
my love

rain falls on everyone
the same old rain
and i'm just trying to walk with you
between the raindrops

i'll save a prayer for you
so lost and longing to
be dragged thru dirty streets
wrapped up in clean white sheets
and if you think they'll watch you now
you should know they won't

rain falls on everyone
the same old rain
and i'm just trying to walk with you
between the raindrops
and i'm just trying to walk with you
between the raindrops

i send my echo out
to get your love without
obscured reflections of
of my secret love
force down the words about
to get your love without
obscured reflections of
my love

and i'm just trying to
talk to you
between the raindrops
rain falls on everyone
the same old rain
and i'm just trying to walk with you
between the raindrops
rain falls on everyone
the same old rain
and i'm just trying to walk with you
between the raindrops
and i'm just trying to walk with you
between the raindrops



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Stand Inside Your Love
you and me
meant to be
immutable
impossible
it's destiny
pure lunacy
incalculable
insufferable
and for the last time
you're everything that i want and ask for
you're all that i'd dreamed

who wouldn't be the one you love
who wouldn't stand inside your love
protected and the lover of

a pure soul
and beautiful
you

don't understand
don't fear me now
i will breathe
for the both of us
travel the world
traverse the skies
your home is here
within my heart

and for the first time
i feel as though i am reborn in my mind
recast as child and mystic sage

who wouldn't be the one you love
who wouldn't stand inside your love

and for the first time
i'm telling you how much i need and bleed for
your every move and waking sound in my time
i'll wrap my wire around your heart
and your mind
you're mine forever now

who wouldn't be the one you love, and live for
who wouldn't stand inside your love, and die for
who wouldn't be the one you love



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I of the Mourning
radio, play my favorite song
radio, radio
radio, i'm alone
radio
radio, please don't go
radio
i peer through curtains on empty streets
behind a wall of caller i.d.
no one's out there
to hear if i care
about the troubles in the air

as i of the mourning now come
pick up where my thoughts left off
cause i'm home to die on my own

as my radio plays my favorite song
radio, radio
radio, don't you konw
radio, radio
that radio, i'm alone

i blow the dust off my guitar
in the attic with the stars
i read your letters to feel better
my tears upon the fading ink

as i of the morning now gone
pick up where my thoughts left off
cause i'm home to die on my own

as my radio plays my favorite song
radio, radio
radio, i'm alone
radio, radio
radio, please don't go

i sit in the dark light
to wait for ghost night
to bring the past to life
to make a toast to life
cause i have survived

what is it you want
what is it you want to change
what is it you want
what is it you want to change
what is it you want to change

radio, radio, radio, radio
radio, radio, radio, radio
radio, radio, radio, radio

what is it you want
what is it you want to change
what is it you want
what is it you want to change
what is it you want to change


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The Sacred and Profane
give me tears
give me love
let me rest
lord above
send the bored
your restless
the feedback scarred
devotionless
you're all a part of me now
and if i fall
you're all a part of me now
in the sun
you're all a part of me now
you're all a part of me now

will our love ever be enough
just in time to prove
will our words ever be enough
just in time to lose

give me sight
and barren breast
pure snow
and happiness
give me time
give me peace
and i will prove
my release

you're all a part of me now
and if i fall
you're all a part of me now
trapped in the sun
you're all a part of me now
you're all a part of me now

will love ever be enough
just in time to prove
will our time ever be enough
will our love ever be enough

you're all a part of me now
and if i fall
you're all a part of me now
in the sun
you're all a part of me now
you're all a part of me now
you're all a part of me now
and if i fall
you're all a part of me now
trapped in the sun
you're all a part of me now

will our love ever be enough
will our love ever be enough
will our love ever be enough
just in time to prove


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Try, Try, Try
pop tart
what's our mission
do we know
but never listen
for too long
they held me under
but I hear
it's almost over
in detroit
on a memphis train
like you said
it's down in the heat and the summer rain
or the the automatic gauze of your memories
down in the sleep at the airplane races

try to hold on
to this heart
a little bit longer
try to hold on
to this love aloud
try to hold on
for this heart's
a little bit colder
try to hold on
to this love

paperback scrawl your hidden poems
written around the dried out flowers
here we are still trading places
try to hold on

pop tart
can you envision
a free world
of clear devision
for too long
they held us under
but i know
we're getting over
in detroit
with the nashville tears
like you said

it's down in the heat with the broken numbers
down in the gaze of solemnity
down in the way you've held together

you try to hold on
to this heart
a little bit closer
try to hold on
to this love aloud
try to hold on
for this heart's
a little bit older
try to hold on
to this love aloud

and we are still alive
try to hold on
and we have survived
try to hold on
and no one should deny
we try to hold on
onto the pulse of the feedback current
into the flow of encrypted movement
slapback kills the ancient remnants
that try to hold on

try to hold on
to this heart alive
try to hold on
to this love aloud
try to hold on
and we are still alive
try to hold on
and we have survived
try to hold on
pop tart
you never listen
skinned knees
try to hold on
stop start
what's our mission
skinned need
try to hold on


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Heavy Metal Machine
if i were alive
if i were real
would you survive
what would you feel
heavy metal, heavy metal machine
heavy metal, heavy metal machine
as sentimental as our broken dreams

let me die for rock and roll
let me die to save so soul
let me die, let me die rock and roll
let the world forgive the past
let all the girls kiss the boys at last
let me go, let me go rock and roll

heavy metal, heavy metal machine
heavy metal, a heavy metal machine
we are metal, in their metal machines
heavy metal, heavy metal machine

if i were dead
would my records sell
could you even tell
is it just as well

heavy metal, heavy metal machine
it's elemental, to all the rust it brings
heavy metal, heavy metal machine

let me die for rock and roll
let me die and save my soul
let me go, let me go rock and roll
let the world forgive the past
let all the girls kiss the boys at last
let me go, let me go rock and roll

heavy metal, heavy metal machine
heavy metal, a heavy metal machine
we're the metal, in their droining schemes
heavy metal, heavy metal machine

will i survive
is it up to me
could you understand
that it's not yours to keep

heavy metal, heavy metal machine
heavy metal, heavy metal machine
heavy metal, heavy metal machine
heavy metal, heavy metal machine


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This Time
this time i need to know
i really must be told
if it's over
it's up to you, you know
the things you want to hold
are in pieces
crashing down
crashing down again
crashing down
crashing down my friends

i've got to move it on
i've got to sing my song
while i still can
dispatch the last alarms
hand out the last few charms
there's no surprises

only love
only love can win
crashing down
crashing down again

only love, yeah
only love will win
crashing down
crashing down again

this time i need to know
i really must be told
that it's over
i've lived my life alone
my every step foretold
to never linger
and yet it haunts me so
what are we letting go
our spell is broken

crashing down
crashing down my friends
crashing down
crashing down again

only love, yeah
only love will be enough, yeah
only love will win

for every chemical
you trade a piece of your soul
with no return
and who you think you know
doesn't know you at romance
their drain is needless

someday we'll wave hello
and wish we'd never waved goodbye
to this romance
we'll drink up every line
and shoot up every word
till there's no more

crashing down
crashing down my friends
only love
only love can win

so cry these tears
we'll cry is all
we've held so long
to fall apart
as the curtain falls
we bid you all goodnight


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The Imploding Voice (aka Virex)
everywhere you are
is everywhere you've been
just lost to the beat
punching thru your skin
you don't know what to do
but still you wanna crawl
all thru the broken glass
that's everywhere you are
your love must always be true
your love must always be you

everywhere you are
anywhere you go
even if you're starved
it matters what you do
but even if you've gone too far
you can follow you
everywhere you

and in your mind
you were alone
all this time
with everything you were
and every smile you wore
still locked in your heart
everywhere you are
everywhere you are
every single chard

everywhere you are
you're never too far
cause anywhere you'd go
even to the stars
all you have to do
is play the part of who you are
the rest is up to you

phase unwound
by yourself
etom bomb
on the shelf unsung
puse of light
pulse of life
new face downs

everywhere you are
and everywhere you go
even if you're down
even if you're low
it's in the thought of you
it's in the eyes of all
astride a storied past
that's everywhere you are

your love must always be true
your love must always be you

everywhere you are
anywhere you go
even if you're scared
it's all a part of you
but ever shoshould you put it down
you can never lose me

everywhere you are (x13)



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Glass and the Ghost Children
to the center of the earth
or anywhere god decides
full of fever pulling forth
we hear our call as all
and to the center of the earth
as if written in
dna is reaching out
to your frequency

i want to live
don't want to die
i want to live
i want to try

all in prayer
prayer in all
all are scared
scared of all

black rooms are calling
to men in leather coats
white labs are cooking
up the silver golds
the glass migrates under
her translucent skin
and all the spiders wonder
what we've got us in

all is you
you are all
all with you
you in all

i want to live
i don't want to die
i want to live
i want to try

(Parte hablada)
so, it's all very obtuse
because it's all like, like, i don't know
so, like, i started thinking
that everything i operate on
is based on what i believe god was telling me to do
god could be my intuition or whatever
but i always assume
i always assume that the voice i hear is the voice of god
then i started thinking
what if i'm insane
so i'm operating on the premise
that i'm hearing the voice of god
or what i perceive to be god speaking to me
or through me
but maybe i'm completly in...
so all my...
in my life about me thinking that my life has importance
my, my..
thinking that my life has importance
my, my, my thought of it
and the fact that i believe that i'm following my intuition
which in and of itself may be completely false
so then i started freaking out thinking...
of itself may be completely false
and again this creature that believes that he's acting upon
heavenly intuition, but meanwhile he's totally rampant
and i started thinking maybe this is the cause
of all the negativity against...
and i started thinking maybe this is the cause
of all the negativity against...
and i started thinking maybe this is the cause
of all the negativity against...

so beats the final coda
of our vinyl storm
one more cherry cola
to lift up her dead arms
a dream of soft focus sunsets
filters thru the din
we are losing contact
as she dials it in
she can hear glass calling
or is it someone that looks like him
she eyes tv reflection
and nods a knowing look
she says it doesn't matter
she never liked her looks
i have seen a thousand fractures
i have seen everything
cause knowing is it's own answer
love something in a book
there's not much left to ponder
not much left to cook
as she counted the spiders
as they crawled up inside her
as she counted the spiders
as they crawled up inside her
as she counted the spiders
as they crawled up inside her
as she counted the spiders
as they crawled up inside her
as she counted the spiders
as they crawled up inside her
as she counted the spiders, oh


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Wound
there you are
as you always were
in bathing light
and naked blur
you're a part of me
eternal one
by grand design
and setting sun
if you wait, i will wait
taste, i will taste
if you love, i will love
run, i will run
to my last breath

last night i turned around and thought i saw myself turning
inside the strangest dream of life unloved and cities burning

awake in my arms
you cry unharmed
our age of the hours
while they still devour all

so take it all
i doub if we
will know it's gone
cause we've been here
since time began
begged God awake
and make these plans

wound opens
reveal this broken man
and soon there's notions
of blood on his hands

if you wait, i will wait
taste, i will taste
if you love, i will love
run, i will run
to my last breath

last night i turned around, i thought i saw myself turning
last night i turned around and thought i watched the world ending
inside the crushing down i felt a pang, the tide was turning

destroyed in the wake
the jealous ingrates
who'll tear this world down
to spite god above
with his own love
with his own love
if you wait
if you wait

if you wait, i will wait
taste, i will taste
if you love, i will love
run, i will run
to my last breath


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The Crying Tree of Mercury
this is the song i've been singing my whole life
i've been waiting like a knife
to cut open your heart
and bleed my soul to you
i did it all for you
you and you and you and you
this is the sound i've been making my whole life
i've been waiting for this night
to clear up all the talk
although i'm selfish to a fault
is it selfish, it's you i warn
you, i did it all for you

this love will stand as long as you
there's really no excuse
i did it all for you

these are the tears i've been crying my whole life
like an ocean of desire
i'm reaching thru the noise
across the dusk of time
within the lilting lights
i am singing out to you


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With Every Light
taking over, we're taking over
throw the weight up off you shoulders, now
that we can show our love
it's almost over, it's almost over
no more war and no more soldiers
to stand against his love
away with all the troubles that you've made
away with waiting for another day
away

look ma, the sun is shining on me
impatient, in love, and aching to be
could you believe in heaven
if heaven was all you had

taking over, we're taking over
throw away your four-leaf clovers
and stand beside this love

away with everything you've grown to hate
away with anything that holds you safe
away

and every light i've found
is every light that's shining down on me
every light i've found
is every light that's shining down on me
every light i've found
is every light that's shining down on me
i'm never alone

look ma, the sun is shining on me
taking my time to do as i please
could you believe in heaven
if heaven was all you had

the sun beaming, radiating
all the love we are creating
we are creating

and every light i've found
is every light that's shining down on me
every light i've found
is every light that's shining down on me
every light i've found
is every light that's shining down on me
every light i've found
is every light that's shining down on me
i'm never alone


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Blue Skies Bring Tears
unleash the armageddon
so all the children go to heaven
i sit by quiet still
with their pictures on my eyes
you'll draw the guns you are given
write down the words as written
and never disturb the presense
of resurrection touch
and it's about time
it's about drawing here
blue skies bring tears
blue skies bring tears
blue skies bring tears

descend the darkened stairways
make hate with plastic playmates
and fire out remaining traces
of your self esteem
mainline the deepest secrets
lick clean the dirty fingers
i am a stranger to you
as you are to yourself

and it's about time
it's about fear
blue skies bring tears
don't you want me (don't want you)
as i awake the city sigh
we'll watch seasons die

blue skies bring tears
take me inside your body
blue skies bring tears
cover me with your soul
blue skies bring tears
to the darkest recess
blue skies bring tears
is where i wish to go
blue skies bring tears
you are the sweetest flower
blue skies bring tears
that i have ever devoured
blue skies bring tears
i ask for nothing given
blue skies bring tears
for nothing in return
blue skies bring tears (x15)

blue skies bring tears


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Age of Innocence
we dismiss
the back roads
to ride these streets
unafraid
resigned to
scraping paint
from our bones
unashamed
no more the eye upon you
no more the simple man

desolation yes
hesitation no
desolation yes
hesitation no
as you might have guessed
all is never shown
desolation yes
hesitation no

and in my prayers
i dream alone
a silent speach
to deaf ear
if you want love
you must be love
but if you bleed love
you will die loved

no more the lie upon you
cast in stone and auttun shade

desolation yes
hesitation no
desolation yes
hesitation no
as you might have sensed
we won't make it home
desolation yes
hesitation no

before the rites of spring
come to mean all things
a little taste of what may come
a mear glimpse of what has gone

cause for the moment we are free
we seek to bind release
too young to die, too rich to care
too fucked to swear that i was there

desolation yes
hesitation no
desolation yes
hesitation no
as you might have guessed
we won't make it home
desolation yes
hesitation no

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Tonight, Tonight
Time is never time at all
You can never ever leave
Without leaving a piece of youth
And our lives are forever changed
We will never be the same
the more you change the less you feel
believe, believe in me, believe
that life can change, that you're not stuck in vain
we're not the same, we're different tonight
tonight, so bright
tonight

and you know you're never sure
but you're sure you could be right
if you held yourself up to the light
and the embers never fade in your city by the lake
the place where you were born

believe, believe in me, believe
in the resolute urgency of now
and if you believe there's not a chance tonight
tonight, so bright
tonight

we'll crucify the insincere tonight
we'll make things right, we'll feel it all tonight
we'll find a way to offer up the night tonight
the indescribable moments of your life tonight
the impossible is possible tonight
believe in me as i believe in you, tonight


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Jellybelly
welcome to nowhere fast
nothing here ever lasts
nothing but memories
of what never was
we're nowhere, we're nowhere, we're nowhere to be
nowhere, we're nowhere, we're nowhere to see

living makes me sick
so sick i wish i'd die
down in the belly of the beast
i can't lie

you're nowhere, you're nowhere, you're nowhere to be
nowhere, you're nowhere, you're nowhere to see

there's nothing left to do
there's nothing left to feel
doesn't matter what you want, so
to make yourself feel better
you make is so you'll never
give in to your forevers
and live for always
and forever, forever, you're forever to be
forever, forever, you're forever to me


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Zero
my reflection, dirty mirror
there's no connection to myself
i'm your lover, i'm your zero
i'm the face in your dreams of glass
so save your prayers
for when we're really gonna need 'em
throw out your cares and fly
wanna go for a ride?

she's the one for me
she's all i really need
cause she's the one for me

emptiness is loneliness,
and loneliness is cleanliness
and cleanliness is godliness,
and god is empty just like me

intoxicated with the madness,
i'm in love with my sadness
bullshit fakers, enchanted kingdoms
the fashion victims chew their charcoal teeth

i never let on, that i was on a sinking ship
i never let on that i was down
you blame yourself, for what you can't ignore
you blame yourself for wanting more

she's the one for me
she's all i really need
she's the one for me
she's my one and only


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Here is no why
the useless drag of another day
the endless drags of a death rock boy
mascara sure and lipstick lost
glitter burned by restless thoughts of being forgotten
and in your sad machines
you'll forever stay
desperate and displeased-with whoever you are
and you're a star
somewhere-he pulls his hair down-over a frowning smile

a hidden diamond you cannot find
a secret star that cannot shine over to you
may the king of gloom, be forever doomed

and in your sad machines
you'll forever stay
burning up in speed
lost inside the dreams, of teen machines

the useless drags, the empty days
the lonely towers of long mistakes
to forgotten faces and faded loves
sitting still was never enough

and if you're giving in, then you're giving up
cause in your sad machines
you'll forever stay
burning up in speed
lost inside the dreams, of teen machines


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Bullet with Butterfly Wings
the world is a vampire, sent to drain
secret destroyers, hold you up to the flames
and what do i get, for my pain
betrayed desires, and a piece of the game
even though i know-i suppose i'll show
all my cool and cold-like old job
despite all my rage i am still just a rat in a cage
then someone will say what is lost can never be saved
despite all my rage i am still just a rat in a cage

now i'm naked, nothing but an animal
but can you fake it, for just one more show
and what do you want, i want to change
and what have you got
when you feel the same

even though i know-i suppose i'll show
all my cool and cold-like old job
despite all my rage i am still just a rat in a cage
then someone will say what is lost can never be saved
despite all my rage i am still just a rat in a cage

tell me I'm the only one
tell me there's no other one
jesus was an only son
tell me i'm the chosen one
jesus was an only son for you

despite all my rage i am still just a rat in a cage
and i still believe that i cannot be saved


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To Forgive
ten times removed
i forget about where it all began
bastard son of a bastard son of
a wild eyed child of the sun
and right as rain, i'm not the same but
i feel the same, i feel nothing
holding back the fool again
holding back the fool pretends
i forget to forget nothing is important
holding back the fool again

i sensed my loss
before i even learned to talk
and i remember my birthdays
empty party afternoons won't come back

holding back the fool again
holding back the fool pretends
i forget to forget nothing is important
holding back the fool again

i forget to forget me
i forget to forget you see
nothing is important to me

i knew my loss
before i even learned to speak
and all along, i knew it was wrong
but i played along, with my birthday song

holding back the fool again
holding back the fool pretends
i forget to forget nothing is important
holding back the fool again


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Fuck You (An Ode to No One)
i'm never coming back
i'm never giving in
i'll never be the shine in your spit
i disconnect the act
i disconnect the dots
i disconnect the me in me
and you're mistaken, it's you that's faking
living and breathing and dying too
this message is for anyone who dares to hear a fool

you can't bring me back, you can't bring me back
cause i gave it all back to you
thru sacred alleys, the living wrecks
wreak their havoc upon this world
the disenchanted, the romantics,
the body and face and soul
of you is gone down that deep black hole

destroy the mind-destroy the body
-but you cannot destroy the heart
and you, you make me so i need to disconnect
and you make it so real
i don't need your love to disconnect

to runaround kids in get-go cars
with vaseline afterbirths and neon coughs
galaxies full of nobodies
giving us the farewell runarounds

i took a virgin mary axe to his sweet baby jane,
lost my innocence to a no good girl,
scratch my face with anvil hands,
and coil my tongue around a bumblebee mouth

and i give it all back to you
no way, i don't need it,
i don't need your love to disconnect
and you make it, so real,
i don't need your love to disconnect
no way to disconnect
and you make it so real
i don't need your love to disconnect
no way to disconnect


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Love
to my mistakes, to my mistakes of cowardice
she shimmy shakes, the jimmy jakes of consequence
born of the airs and dues,
my airs of madness do declare
that it's ok, it's love
it's what you wanted to see, it's who you wanted to be
for what you needed to need, she'll make it up
love, it's who you know

machine gun blues, her vacant rush is so steel
i'm unaware, lost inside your visions
i got mine too over, i got mine and i got you
cause i know you, you're love

it's what you wanted to see, it's who you wanted to be
for what you needed to need, she'll make it up
love, it's who you know

can i look up to you as you look down on me
can i feel in to you as you felt in to me
i can't help what you see, i can't help but to be
for what i needed to need, she'll make it
love, it's who you know


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Cupid de locke
cupid hath pulled back hi sweetheart's bow
to cast divine arrows into her soul
to grab her attention swift and quick
or morrow the marrow of her bones be thick
with turpentine kisses and mistaken blows
see the devil may do as the devil may care
he loves none sweeter as sweeter the dare
her mouth the mischief he doth seek
her heart the captive of which he speaks
so note all ye lovers in love with the sound
your world be shattered with nary a note
of one cupids arrow under your coat

and in the land of star crossed lovers
and barren hearted wanderers
forever lost in forsaken missives and satan's pull
we seek the unseekable and we speak the unspeakable
our hopes dead gathering dust to dust
in faith, in compassion, and in love


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Galapogos
ain't it funny how we pretend we're still a child
softly stolen under our blanket skies
and rescue me from me, and all that i believe
i won't deny the pain
i won't deny the change
and should i fall from grace here with you
will you leave me too?
carve out your heart for keeps in an old oak tree
and hold me for goodbyes-and whispered lullabyes
and tell me i am still
the man i'm supposed to be
i won't deny the pain
i won't deny the change
and should i fall from grace here with you
will you leave me too?

too late to turn back now, i'm running out of sound
and i am changing, changing
and if we died right now, this fool you love somehow
is here with you
i won't deny the pain
i won't deny the change
and should i fall from grace here with you
would you leave me too?


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Muzzle
i fear that i am ordinary, just like everyone
to lie here and die among the sorrows
adrift among the days
for everything i ever said
and everything i've ever done is gone and dead
as all things must surely have to end
and great loves will one day have to part
i know that i am meant for this world

my life has been extraordinary
blessed and cursed and won
time heals but i'm forever broken
by and by the way...

have you ever heard the words
i'm singing in these songs?
it's for the girl i've loved all along
can a taste of love be so wrong

as all things must surely have to end
and great loves will one day have to part
i know that i am meant for this world

and in my mind as i was floating
far above the clouds
some children laughed i'd fall for certain
for thinking that i'd last forever

but i knew exactly where i was
and i knew the meaning of it all
and i knew the distance to the sun
and i knew the echo that is love
and i knew the secrets in your spires
and i knew the emptiness of youth
and i knew the solitude of heart
and i knew the murmurs of the soul
and the world is drawn into your hands
and the world is etched upon your heart
and the world so hard to understand
is the world your can't live without
and i knew the silence of the world


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Porcelina of the Vast Oceans
as far as you take me, that's where i believe
the realm of soft delusions, floating on the leaves
on a distant shoreline, she waves her arms to me
as all the thought police, and closing in for sleep
the dilly dally, of my bright lit stay
the steam of my misfortunes
has given me the power to be afraid
and in my mind i'm everyone
and in my mind

without a care in this whole world
without a care in this life
it's what you take that makes it right

porcelina of the oceans blue
in the slipstream, of thoughtless thoughts
the light of all that's good,
the light of all that's true
to the fringes gladly, i walk unadorned
with gods and their creations
with filth and disease

porcelina, she waits for me there
with seashell hissing lullabyes
and whispers fathomed deep inside my own
hidden thoughts and alibis
my secret thoughts come alive

without a care in this whole world
without a care in this life
it's what you take that makes it right
and in my mind i'm everyone
in my mind i'm everyone of you
you make it right
it's all allright
you make it right
porcelina of the oceans blue


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Take me Down
take me down, to the underground
won't you take me down,
to the underground
why oh why, there is no light
and if i can't sleep,
can you hold my life
and all i see is you
take my hand, i lost where i began
in my heart i know all of my faults
will you help me understand
and i believe in you
you're the other half of me
soothe and heal...
when you sleep,
when you dream,
i'll be there if you need me,
whenever i hear you sing...
there is a sun, it'll come,
the sun, i hear them call me down

i held you once, a love that once,
and life had just begun
and you're all i see...
and trumpets blew,
and angels flew on the other side
and you're all i see,
and you're all i'll need
there's a love that god puts in your heart

#437 Akira88

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Escrito 17 September 2002 - 10:35 PM

Ya estoy echo polvo, menudo ritmo que llevamos.
Un dia Akira vendra y nos liberara a todos
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Haz click aqui y luchare contra los caballeros de la oscuridad... la batalla comienza

#438 Deadsunrise

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Escrito 17 September 2002 - 10:35 PM

el ritmo esta bajando, venga joder que solo nos quedan 25 minutos.

#439 Cabopak

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Escrito 17 September 2002 - 10:35 PM

Está petaaaaaaaannnnnndoooooooo!!!!!!!
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Esto es lo que tengo XD

Lo siento frozen layer me puse histerico con la noticia ni vuestras madres son putas ni nada por el estilo perdonarm no sabia k se trataba de una broma lo siento......seguir asi


#440 Aioria

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Escrito 17 September 2002 - 10:35 PM

¿ Por qué el ancho de vía de los ferrocarriles de Estados Unidos de América es de 4 pies y 8,5 pulgadas ?

Es un número bastante extraño.

¿Por qué se usa precisamente esa anchura?
Pues porque así es como se hace en Gran Bretaña y las vías americanas fueron construidas por ingleses expatriados.

¿Y por qué los ingleses usaban ese ancho?
Porque los primeros ferrocarriles fueron construidos por las mismas personas que habían construido los antiguos tranvías y ésta es la anchura que usaban.

¿Y por qué ellos usaban tal cifra?
Porque utilizaban las mismas plantillas y herramientas que se usaban para construir carruajes que usaban ese espacio entre ruedas.

Bien. ¿Y por qué los carruajes usaban esa extraña cifra de espacio entre ruedas?
Porque si hubiesen usado otra cualquiera se hubiesen roto en algún viejo camino inglés, ya que esa es la distancia entre las roderas.

Así pues, ¿Quién construyó esos viejos caminos con roderas?
Las primeras carreteras de larga distancia en Europa (e Inglaterra) fueron construidas por el Imperio Romano para sus legiones y han sido usadas desde entonces.

¿Y las roderas en dichos caminos? Los carros de guerra de las legiones romanas formaron las roderas iniciales, que cualesquiera otros tenían que imitar por miedo a destruir las ruedas de sus carruajes. Ya que los carros fueron hechos para (o por) el Imperio Romano, eran todos iguales en cuanto a espacio entre ruedas.
El ancho de vía standard en USA de 4 pies y 8,5 pulgadas deriva de las especificaciones originales para un carro de guerra romano.


Especificaciones y burocracias viven para siempre. Así pues, la próxima vez que te den unas especificaciones y te preguntes qué culo de asno las parió, puede que estés exactamente en lo cierto, ya que los carros de guerra romanos se hicieron con el ancho justo para acomodar los traseros de dos caballos.
Con lo que tenemos la respuesta a la pregunta original. Y ahora otra vuelta de tuerca... Hay una interesante coda a la historia acerca de anchos de vía y culos de caballo.

Cuando vemos una Lanzadera Espacial en su rampa de lanzamiento, notaremos dos grandes cohetes unidos a los lados del principal tanque de combustible. Son los llamados SRB (Solid Rocket Boosters) y son constuidos por Thiokol en su factoría de Utah.
Los ingenieros que los diseñaron habrían preferido hacerlos algo más anchos, pero los SRBs han de ser enviados por tren desde la fábrica hasta el lugar de lanzamiento. La línea férrea pasa por un túnel en las montañas y los
SRBs han de caber a través de ese túnel, el cual es ligeramente más ancho que el propio ancho de la vía, la cual es aproximadamente del ancho de dos traseros de caballo.

Así pues, el diseño de los cohetes impulsores del más avanzado sistema de transporte del mundo fue determinado hace dos mil años por el ancho del culo de un caballo.

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Escrito 17 September 2002 - 10:35 PM

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